Casa de Jones: Naked Baby!!!

Johnny words

"nap-nap"- nap mat
"peh-zuhls"- puzzles
"gel-bee-beans"- jellybeans
"bo-bot" -robot
"spaceman" -policeman
"turtleTina" -any turtle we see
"toe-der" -TowMater
"toe-kiss" -music
"Donny"- Johnny
"gooks"- books
"bear"- strawberry/blueberry
"bah-per"- diaper
"bee-buh"- Ava
"bopen"- open
"ma-maw"- Grandma & Grandpa
"meh-man"- Superman
"muh-mer-cuh"- Captain America
"deck"- cake, pancake
"go-gur"- yogurt
"tree"- plants, flowers, trees
"dack" -Plex
"tee-tee" -teeth
"beez" -please
"gack" -snack
"peesh" -fish
"Babba" -Yo Gabba Gabba
"nigh-nigh"- blanket
"Wuh"- Will

Funny Will Words

Matthew says, "go figure it." Will says, "Yeah, go finger it."
Will, can you tell me what month we're in? "Uhhh...summer?"
"sprinkles" -Pringles
"minifigs" -guinea pigs
"Uncle Camino" -Miguel Camino (one of his Cars from the movie)
"sprinkles" -Pringles
"glubs" -gloves
"scoof" -scoot
"Hot Solo" -Han Solo
"lightsaver" -lightsaber
"Hey Mommy what we are doing after me & Matthew takes a nap?"
"Chee-Bee" -HEB
"Koo-Panda" -Kung Fu Panda
"pedal" -puddle
"pastaf" -pasta
"slipperly" -slippery
"Supperman" -Superman
"Knock, knock; Who's there?; chicken for everybody!!; Chicken for everybody who?; For flushy flush!!" ????
"Hey Dad, you memmer when we did that last year?" -referring to something we did yesterday
"Waygo Waygo Batman" -Lego Batman
"milky" -sippy cup with milk
"fruit by the stick" -fruit by the foot
"fruit bin" -fruit ninja
"his name is Kribby, and he's a white dog" --finally figured out that Kribby is Droopy Dog
"slave" --sleigh
"hey, did you memmer?" --do you remember?
"I don't like this shirk."
"I hurt on me"
"wergert" -yogurt
"cadda-mascar" -Madagascar; which, whenever we mention NASCAR racing he thinks we're saying Madagascar
"no, no no!!! That is not perfect."
"leppy see"- let me see
"ell-uh-well-uh" -vanilla
"wizerd" -lizard
"wut doo-yin" -what are you doing?
"poot-trip" -fruit strip
"kay-cake" -pancake
"bay-duh" -peanut butter
"wockit" -water
"Maa-nyew" -Matthew
"shurk" -shirt
"ill-yum" -William
"hoop" -soup
"d-hance" -DJ Lance
"no" -yes
"ack" -open, out, close
"pun-kom" -pumpkin
"shash" -trash
"wing" -swing
"dup" -cup
"rash" -brush
"ack" -snack
"dee-dee" - Brobee
"dat" -cat
"baff" - bath
"shews" - shoes
"bup" - up

Matt Quotes

"Oh it's totally gonna work out for me (playing professional football)...because I've already been practicing."
"Mommy, I really want it to be a baby girl so that you're not alone."
"William, how do you do that? You always talk so sweetly!"
Matt, who is this present from? "It's from Anna. She likes me a lot. She loves me. She said she's going to marry me."
"I don't want Will to get older because I like the cute way that he talks now."
"Mommy, why are your legs so big and bulgy at the top?"
"If it gets over 105 degrees my head's gonna fall off!"
Matt, where's Daddy? "He's probably at Lowe's because that's where he always goes."
"Mommy, you smell like a bunch of angels!"
"Mommy, you look silly in that shirt. I want you to look better when you come pick me up from school."
"Why does William keep looking like a baby?"
"Momma, I'm going to call you the Muffin Man because of all the yummy things you make."
(while tucking Will into bed) "Will, you're a sweet baby and I love you so much, but I wish you would stop playing with the remote. Okay, goodnight."
"Mommy, you have long legs!"
"Momma, let's not ever skip my nap again."
"Mommy I want you to look pretty on Tuesday."
When he says licorice it's more like: "liquor-wish"
"William, why are you chewing on that? It's not a bone."
"I'm so happy at ya!"
"I like your answers. What's an answer?"
"It's a good thing, Momma."
"Hey Mommy, is that fish tih-flopia?"
"William can have a little bike for his birthday because he's small. I have a big bike because I'm a really big boy."
"William, pause! I just paused William."
"William this is my ding-dong. You can have one when you're 55."
"3-2-1 doesn't work, Daddy."
"I suck my thumb and smell my blankies and close my eyes. That's what makes me feel better."
"I do big things. And William eats tiny food."
"Hey, but when can (Curious) George come to my house?"
"Can I have that mint when you say yes?"
"Oh, I think you're probably right."
"Watch where you're going Aunt Pam!"
"Sell lots of drugs, Daddy!"
"Hang in there Will!"
"I'm almost taller than Daddy."
"Mommy, you smell like a candle."
"I want to grow whiskers."
"I'm tired."
"It's a nice day out here."
"Can I take a nap?"
"Alright, that can be our plan."
"Can I touch the plugs when I get bigger?"
"I'm just a funny silly ol' boy kid"
"What snacks you got?"
"Hey Momma, can you do that like I just did?"
"Can I see signs stacked up?"
"What road are we gonna take?"
"But Momma, what are we gonna do?"
"Momma, where's Willy Hank?"
"What's that I did?"
"Do you like to smell candles, Momma?"
"Hey Momma, you're so sweet."
"What we gonna do after for my nap?"
"What's that you said, Daddy?"